As all of you know, I'm effing beautiful. So it came as so surprise to me today when I caught a gentleman's eye pulling into the Panera Bakery parking lot to get a bagel and coffee. I stepped out of my car and here's how the convo went
HIM: "Hey pretty lady"
ME: "Good Morning!"
HIM: "Wanna swap rides for the weekend" He said, motioning to his garbage cart..and looking at the toaster..
ME: queue hair flip and girlie laugh "hahahahaha"
Yes, I was being flirted with by a hobo/garbage picker upper - but still....you got's to get your compliments when you can.
Quanity over quality - amiright?
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